So, I’m a little behind on my Spring Cleaning but I finally decided that cleaning my office could wait no longer.  Yesterday, I got down and dirty with the Clorox wipes and you will never believe the gross stuff I found.

1. A used tissue from that nasty cold I had…in January.
2. ¼ of my tuna fish sandwich from lunch last week…or the week before.
3. A dead cockroach…who knows how long he’s been there.
4. A hard-as-a-rock piece of chewed gum.  I must have missed the can while attempting to be Lebron.
5. A big boomerang of a toenail clipping…ew!  That must belong to ol’ Fred who had this office before me.

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